Achromatic Colors: Quantifying Nothingness

Welcome to our clinic for the clinically diagnosed with an overemphasis on nothingness. Our team of experts is here to provide you with the most advanced treatment options for your condition, including:

• Therapy Sessions to help you focus on the absence of thoughts, rather than the thoughts themselves.
• Meditation Circles for group therapy and the shared experience of nothingness.
• Zero-Point Techniques to help you achieve a state of complete mental blankness.

Our approach is based on the latest research in the field of nothingness, and our results are simply... not impressive.

We're not just a clinic, we're a movement. Join us, and together, let's achieve nothingness.