Welcome, traveler, to the realm of the void.
Here, the only law is the law of illogic.
You have entered a place where the very fabric of reality is twisted.
Where the sky is pink and the grass is blue.
Where the sun rises in the west and the moon hides under the couch.
You are now lost forever.
But do not worry, for in this realm, time is relative, and your sanity is not.