Overly-Structured Socks

Because your sock drawer was a mess, we've organized it for you. But honestly, it's still a mess.

We've categorized, color-coded, and alphabetized. But let's be real, it's all just a facade.

The Sock Hierarchy

• Level 1 Socks
• Level 2 Socks
• Level 3 Socks
• Level 4 Socks

Our Sock Sorting Algorithm

Our algorithm is based on the patented 7-step process:

1. Step 1: Sort by color
2. Step 2: Sort by material
3. Step 3: Sort by pattern
4. Step 4: Sort by brand
5. Step 5: Sort by size
6. Step 6: Sort by condition
7. Step 7: Sort by... well, you know, just because.

Customer Testimonials

We've been told our socks are too organized for my taste and not organized enough for my taste, so we're doing something right.