The Uncertainty Principle: A Coloured Conundrum

The uncertainty principle is a fundamental concept in modern physics, but what if it wasn't? What if, instead of describing the behaviour of subatomic particles, it described the behaviour of colours?

The Principle of Colour Fluctuation

According to this hypothetical principle, the position and momentum of colours are inextricably linked. The more intense a colour is, the more likely it is to shift in hue, like a colour-wielding quantum particle on a cosmic seesaw.