Grog, the Great and Powerful

A Character Profile

Grog is the undisputed king of this fictional realm. He's got the most impressive collection of velvet paintings, the most extensive knowledge of 80s pop culture, and the ability to recite the entirety of "The Great Book of Lists" from memory.

Despite his many talents, Grog is also notorious for his love of sparkly, oversized novelty mugs and his tendency to eat an entire pizza by himself in one sitting.

Interests:

• Collecting rare, out-of-print books on the history of disco
• Competing in extreme ironing championships
• Hosting dinner parties for the local chapter of the "Society of Overly Dramatic Individuals"

Want to learn more about Grog's adventures? Check out:

• His Adventurous Life
• Grog's Kitchen Shenanigans
• The Mysterious Collection