The 54 Techniques to Save Humanity from Certain Doom

Technique 1: Panic, but not too much.

Technique 2: Flee, but not to the nearest exit.

Technique 3: Call for backup, but only if you have a good reason.

• Technique 4: Panic, but with a plan.
• Technique 5: Flee, but with a map.
• Technique 6: Call for backup, but with a good story.

And so on, ad nauseam.