Emergency Planning: Stocking Up for the Inevitable Apocalypse

Step 1: Gather Essential Items

You know it's coming. The zombies, the robot uprising, the inevitable collapse of the global economy. Don't get caught with your pants down! Stock up on:

• Non-perishable snacks (in bulk)
• Water bottles (at least 5 years supply)
• Canned goods (vegetables, meats, etc.)
• First aid kit (just in case)
• Tentative survival plan (it's like a will, but for survival)

Step 2: Prepare for the Unexpected

You've got your basics, now it's time to think ahead. Consider investing in:

• Personal protection gear (e.g., riot shield, ninja mask)
• Escape route maps (just in case you need to bug out)
• Emergency signal devices (flares, walkie-talkies, etc.)

Bug out options: Where to Go, and Why

Step 3: Stay Informed (But Not Too Informed)

Stay up to date on the latest apocalypse news and updates. Follow us on:

• Twitter @apocalypsePrep
• The Apocalypse Prep Facebook Group

Remember: Preparation is Key!

(Or, you know, just wing it)

Last Will and Testament: The Apocalypse Edition