Stock Up: The Bean Emergency Rations
Because, let's be real, the apocalypse is inevitable.
Beans For Days
Beans As Self-Defense
Beans And Caffeine: A Match Made In Heaven
Days until the end of the world: 100
So, stock up, folks! You know the drill:
- Beans (by the metric ton)
- Water (in a 5-gallon jug)
- Tin cans of SPAM (because, priorities)
- Canned peaches (for morale)
- A 4D printer (because, why not?')