A Safety Blurb

Caution: The following content may cause spontaneous combustion, existential dread, or uncontrollable urges to check your phone.

Warning Signs:

• 1. Excessive use of emojis 🤪
• 2. Inability to stop watching cat videos
• 3. Frequent use of 'I'm a little bit worried I might be in over my head' as a greeting

Prevention:

1. Install a browser extension that blocks all cat videos

2. Practice 'I'm good' as a greeting until you're not

3. Develop a hobby that doesn't involve screens (e.g., taxidermy)