Present: Charlie, Bob, Alice, and 4 others (names withheld due to fear of litigation).
1. Charlie: "We must increase our font size to 12pt, or else the world will end."
2. Bob: "But what about the margins, Charlie? The margins are too tight."
3. Charlie: "Bah! Margins are for the weak. We will not be swayed."
Adjourned.
Next Meeting: Session 2