Attendees:
Topic: "The Importance of Wearing Socks."
Dave: "I'm telling you, I'm a professional. I wear socks every day."
Dave's Lawyer: "Actually, Dave, you're not wearing any socks right now."
Dave's Lawyer's Lawyer: "And that's not even mentioning the existential implications of socklessness."
Next Topic: "The Best Pizza Toppings."