A Message From The Overlords

Dear Abandoner, you're doing great. The despair and hopelessness you're radiating is music to our ears. We're glad you're still visiting us, even if it's just to wallow in the bleakness of existence.

Here are some suggestions to help you cope:

• Take a Break, But Not Too Long
• Try Some Art
• Learn to Code (But Don't Expect Miracles)

Or, you know, you can just stick around here. We're not going anywhere.