Welcome to the Sponsorship Committee of Doom

We're not just a sponsorship committee, we're the Sponsorship Committee of Doom. Because, you know, everything's a bit more... terminal here.

Our sponsors:

• Sponsor of Infinite Despair, Inc. - "We'll sponsor anything for the right price, no matter the soul-crushing despair it may bring."
• Bane of the Human Spirit Co. - "We'll sponsor your descent into madness for the lowest price in the industry."
• The Eternal Void, Inc. - "We'll sponsor your journey into nothingness, because, honestly, what's the alternative?"

And, of course, we have some sponsored ads you might find mildly amusing.

Why not become one of our sponsors and join the never-ending abyss of existential dread?

It's a living.

Apply to be a sponsor today!