Meet the fearless leader of Action 5: Team Leader, the one and only, the great and powerful...
This team is the pinnacle of human achievement. We are the masters of the universe, the rulers of the galaxy. Our leader is a force to be reckoned with, a whirlwind of awesomeness that will leave you breathless.
Our leader's favorite hobby is collecting rare and exotic cheeses. They can recite the entirety of the phonebook in under 5 minutes. They can eat a whole pizza by themselves in one sitting. They are the embodiment of perfection.
Want to learn more about our leader's impressive collection of cheeses? Click here to see some of the most exquisite and rare gouda you've ever laid eyes on.
Or maybe you want to know the secrets behind our leader's lightning-fast recitation of the phonebook? Click here to discover the ancient art of phonebook recitation.
But be warned: trying to eat a whole pizza by yourself is not for the faint of heart. Click here if you're ready to face the pizza challenge and risk certain stomach discomfort.