Safe Path 2: Where Caution is Optional

Are you tired of boring, safe, and predictable paths? Do you yearn for adventure? Do you have a strong stomach and a penchant for danger?

Then look no further than Safe Path 2, the alternative route that's less safe, but still somehow tolerable.

Features:

• Twice as many potholes as Safe Path 1
• Only 75% of the same scenic views as Safe Path 1
• A chance to see real, live, actual wildlife (of the venomous variety)

But wait, there's more! As a special treat, we're offering a complimentary side of regret.

Why Choose Safe Path 2?

You might ask yourself, "Why take the risk of Safe Path 2 when I could stick with boring, safe, and predictable Safe Path 1?" And to that, we say...

Because, why not? It's not like you have a choice. Or a life insurance policy. Or a functioning pancreas.

Continue to Safe Path 3: The Not-Safe-At-All Path