As you progress through the labyrinthine bureaucratic process, you find yourself at the second action item. The ennui is palpable, but you press on, driven by a sense of duty and obligation.
Here, you are asked to fill out form 27B/6, the infamous "Form of Despondency". It's a lengthy and soul-crushing document, but someone has to do it.
Click here to proceed to Action Item 3: The Sisyphean Task, where you will be asked to push a large boulder up a steep hill, only to have it roll back down, ad infinitum.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can click here to access the secret subpage, where you will be treated to an endless loop of bureaucratic jargon and existential dread.