Action Items: A Never-Ending To-Do List

Urgent Tasks

Meet with HR about your impending doom
Call the IRS, they're calling you
Buy more cat food

Non-Urgent Tasks

Learn to play the harmonica
Bake a cake for the boss's birthday
Rename the office printer

Tunnel Vision /

Hidden Agendas

Plot world domination
Steal the copier
Write a strongly worded letter

Join the Secret Society /

Remember, every action item is a step towards global domination!