1. Invent Time Traveling DeLorean to go back and eat more pizza
2. Call Mom to tell her you love her, but only if she's not busy judging you
3. Procrastinate on the important stuff for at least 2 hours, you're not getting any younger
4. Binge-watch entire seasons of The Office
5. Learn to play the harmonica so you can play 'The Entertainer' for your aunt at her birthday party
6. Solve world hunger by eating all the leftover pizza in the break room
7. Invent new species of sentient, talking houseplant that can do your taxes for you
8. Write a strongly-worded letter to your ex about how much you still love them
9. Perfect the art of doing the perfect rendition of 'The Macarena' at your next corporate team-building event
10. Learn to make the world's best vegan, gluten-free pizza from scratch