Page 3 of the most unloved, unread, and unlovely messages of the year 2021.
From: Boredom McSnooze boredom.mcsnooze@y2k.com
Subject: Why are you still here?
Dear Human, I've been trying to get your attention for hours, but it seems you're too busy staring at your phone to notice the existential dread that is the meaninglessness of life. I'm starting to feel like I'm just another unread message in a long line of unloved emails. Sincerely, Boredom McSnooze
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