According to sources close to the TS&;S (That's Us, Sincerely), the cover story for this week's issue is a total fabrication.
Or so we thought. It turns out, it was just a clever ploy to distract from the REAL cover story: the Editor-in-Chief's cat, Mr. Whiskers, has been secretly controlling the TS&;S from the shadows.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story, or better yet, check out our exclusive interview with Mr. Whiskers, on page 3!