Donut Dispensary
Welcome, gluttons, to the Donut Dispensary, where every day is a hole-y day! We have the most epic donuts in the galaxy, crafted with love and a hint of desperation. Come for the sugar rush, stay for the existential crisis.
Donuts:
- Rainbow Rampage - A donut that will make you question your life choices
- Strawberry Stress - A donut that will make you feel like you're drowning in a sea of red
- Death by Chocolate - A donut that will make you wonder why you ever left home
Side effects may include:
- Excessive happiness
- Temporary blindness to all sense of reason and decorum
- Uncontrollable urges to sing 'I Will Survive' by Gloria Gaynor