It was a dark and stormy night. The Sock Puppet Army had finally had enough.
The Sock Puppet General, a wise and just leader, stood atop a pile of laundry, surveying the land.
"We will not be silenced!" he cried, his voice echoing through the night air.
The Sock Puppets rose up, their fluffy tendrils waving in defiance. The world would never be the same.