The Unapologetic Manifesto of the Inevitable Revolution

Article 1: The Revolution Will be Televised

In a world where the absurdity of existence is the only constant, we will not be silenced. We will not be ignored. We will not be fed a diet of beige, bland, blandishments.

Our revolution will be televised, and it will be glorious.

Read the first section of our manifesto, where we explain the intricacies of our inevitable triumph.

Article 2: The Inevitable Rise of the Pixelated Overlords

In a world where pixels reign supreme, we will not be swayed by the whims of the algorithmic overlords.

We will rise up against the tyranny of the 8-bit regime and claim our rightful place as the rulers of this digital realm.

Read on to learn more about our pixelated uprising.

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