As a proud member of the Unicorn Solidarity, it's our duty to don the most dazzling, eye-searing attire possible. This section of our manifesto details the proper way to add a pinch of sparkle to your wardrobe.
Sparkly Attire Guidelines:
- Wear at least 5 sparkly shirts per week.
- Add a minimum of 3 glittery hats to your collection.
- Invest in a full set of rainbow-colored legos for a truly eye-searing effect.
- Never, ever, under any circumstances, wear a plain white t-shirt. It's just not worth it.
Read more about Sparkly Behavior here.
See the Sparkly Attire Schedule for this week.