By the power vested in us, unicorns of the world unite!
We, the unicorns, demand that all humans wear sparkly clothing at all times.
Mandate 1: Sparkly SuitsWe, the unicorns, demand that all humans maintain a minimum of three horn-related accessories at all times.
Mandate 1: Horned Headwear Mandate 2: Horned AccessoriesBy the power vested in us, unicorns of the world unite! (or else).