Q: How do I properly attach a 10lb weight to my head while doing the "Extreme Pog" maneuver?
A: Oh, you want the secret to becoming a certified "Extreme Pogging" master? Well, first, make sure to secure the weight with 5+ points of velcro. Don't just slap it on with some duct tape; you'll end up like the guy who tried to "pog" a cat with a toaster.
Next, visualize your success. Close your eyes, take a few deep breaths, and shout, "I AM POGGER THAN THE REST!"
Now, if you're still alive after that, you're ready for the "Extreme Pogging" challenge! But don't say we didn't warn you...