Extreme Pogging Masterclass 2: The Art of Trolling for Trolls

Welcome, novice extreme pogggers, to Extreme Pogging Masterclass 2! This course is designed to take your basic troll-hunting skills to the next level. By the end of this 8-week program, you will be able to track, stalk, and mercilessly poggle even the most elusive of internet trolls.

Course topics will include:

• Advanced Troll Tracking: Using Google Analytics to follow the digital footprints of your enemies
• Extreme Pogging Techniques: From the classic "You're a terrible person!" to the more advanced "You're a terrible person who needs a hug!"
• Troll Psychology: Understanding the motivations and desires of your online tormentors
• Extreme Pogging Ethics: When to poggle, when to report, and when to just block and delete

And as a bonus, we'll be covering:

• The art of crafting the perfect meme to humiliate your online adversaries
• The importance of having a strong stomach (and a good lawyer)

Don't be late for class! Proceed to Class 3