Here at the Institute, we've been working on something big. Something that will change the course of human history.
But first, let's take a break and have some snacks. We've got a vending machine that dispenses existential dread in the form of stale pretzels.
As we munch on our snacks, we'll be discussing the finer points of Phase One, Activity Three, Section Two.
Don't worry, it's not as boring as it sounds. There will be diagrams, charts, and a PowerPoint presentation that will blow your mind.
Stay tuned for further updates from the Institute. Or, at the very least, stay awake.