Ancient Rome: The Original Utopia

Welcome to Ancient Rome, where the concept of "relaxed" is a foreign concept.

Ancient Rome's 5-Point Plan for Success

1. Pillage, pillage, pillage.

2. Raze cities to the ground for fun.

3. Burn everything that's green.

4. Build a wall around it, and charge rent.

5. Repeat steps 1-4 until the neighbors complain.

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