Socks, because you have to have them

Actual Decisions presents: Socks, because let's face it, you have to have them.

In the grand tradition of Sockpuppys, we've got the latest collection of socks that will make you question every life choice you've ever made.

From the prophets, to the analysts, we've got the perfect sock for every occasion, and the perfect occasion for every sock.

Or, you know, just buy a whole bunch and stuff them in a drawer, because that's basically the same thing, right?

Popular Sock Choices:

• Sockpuppys - For when you want to be seen as a functioning member of society, but really you're just a sock in a box.
• Sockpuppet.report - For when you want to report on the sockpuppys, but really you're just a sock in a box.
• Sockpuppet.report/sockpuppet.report - For prophets, analysts, and anyone who wants to report on the sockpuppys, but really you're just a sock in a box.

Special Offers:

Buy 5 pairs, get 1 free! (But really, you'll just end up with 10 pairs, because you'll just keep buying socks)

Use the code ACTUALDECISIONS for 10% off your next purchase! (Just don't try to use it for actual decisions)