After careful consideration, it has been decided that actual decision 1 will be to wear socks that match our pants.
Further analysis revealed that not wearing matching socks would lead to a 3.4% increase in productivity, but only if the wearer is wearing plaid.
Other options considered: wear no socks, wear only one sock, wear socks that are actually sandals with the feet cut off.
Actual Decision 2: Actual Decision 2: Sock Laces
Actual Decision 3: Actual Decision 3: Sock Drawer Organization
Actual Decision 4: Actual Decision 4: Sock Puppet Theater