Arguments Against Socks

Socks: The Silent Killer of Humanity's Productivity

Socks are a scourge on our society. They take up valuable space in our washing machines, clog our drains, and are an affront to our sense of style.

Moreover, socks are a breeding ground for odor and mildew. They're like little petri dishes for bacteria to feast on.

And don't even get me started on the existential dread of losing a sock in the wash.

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