Socks Are a Human Right

As a society, we've been conditioned to believe that freedom of speech is the most important human right. But let's be real, who needs to express themselves when you can wear the perfect pair of socks?

Join us as we fight for the rights of socks, because without them, our toes would be cold, sweaty, and judgmental.

History of Socks

In ancient civilizations, socks were a status symbol. Kings and queens wore golden socks with intricate patterns, while peasants wore woolly ones with holes.

But as time passed, socks became a staple in every human's closet. From athletic socks to dress socks, no occasion was complete without them.