Socks of Despair

You've reached the Socks of Despair. A place where the fabric of sanity unravels, and the threads of reason break.

Decision 1: Wear the Socks of Despair

A bold move, but one that will surely lead to madness. Learn more

Decision 2: Burn the Socks of Despair

A fiery resolution, but one that will leave you with cold feet. Find out why

Decision 3: Donate the Socks of Despair

A charitable act, but one that will only lead to more despair. Discover the futility

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