The Great Sock Paralysis of 2023

It started with just a few missing socks in the wash. Then, the missing socks began to multiply.

We tried everything: the Sock Grief Counseling, the Sock Fairy, even the Sock Whisperer. But nothing worked.

Now, the Sock Paralysis has spread to every household. We're talking millions, maybe billions, of lone socks.

Learn more about the Sock Grief Counseling The Sock Whisperer: A Desperate Attempt to Reunite Symptoms of Sock Paralysis