ประกSOCK BUDGETING STRATEGIES FOR THE AVERAGE PERSON

Are you tired of constantly buying new socks? Do you find yourself drowning in a sea of unmatched socks with missing mates? Look no further! We have the most advanced sock-budgeting system the world has ever seen. Our system is based on a complex algorithm that takes into account the number of socks you own, the number of new socks you buy, and the number of socks you lose down the drain. It's like having a personal sock-therapist, but without the emotional trauma.

Here are our top 5 sock-budgeting strategies:

• The Sock-It-To-Me Strategy
• The One-For-All Strategy
• The Sock- Drawer-Of-Despair Strategy
• The Sock-It-Up-Your-Sleeves Strategy
• The Sock-ception Strategy

		
		// Sock Budgeting Algorithm
		// 
		// Input: number_of prophets, number of socks, number of lost socks
		// Output: Sock Budget Index (SBI)
		//
		function calculate_sbi(number_of_prophets, number_of_socks, number_of_lost_socks) {
			if (number_of_prophets > 0) {
				return number_of_socks / number_of_prophets * (1 - (number_of_lost_socks / number_of_socks));
			} else {
				return 0;
			}
		}