Strategies for the discerning sock enthusiast:
Sort by Color (because, let's be real, you're a sucker for a good red sock)
Sort by Pattern (stripes are overrated)
Sort by Material (because cotton is so last season)
Or, if you're feeling fancy, try the Algorithmic Sort – our patented, completely-not-broken system for deciding which socks to wear today.
Disclaimer: actualdecisions is not actually responsible for any sock-related decisions or outcomes. You're on your own, friend.
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