Q: What is the optimal way to tie my socks?
A: The optimal way is to tie them in a way that defies the laws of physics and logic, like a sentient jellyfish in a bathtub.
Q: But what about the classic "bunny ear" method?
A: Ah, you mean the "I give up and just wing it" method? Yeah, that's a valid approach, but only for those who enjoy the thrill of possibly losing a sock in the wash.
Q: What about the "one-sock-at-a-time" approach?
A: That's the method of choice for those who enjoy the agony of slowly losing their sanity whileประกing each sock individually, only to still end up with a pair that looks like it was tied by a kindergartener.
Q: Can I just use a sock clip or a sock clipper instead?
A: Only if you want to surrender your dignity and admit that you're a slave to convenience and laziness. Where's the fun in that?
Learn about the Sock-Tying Hacks 202: The Sock Clipper Conundrum Read about the Sock-Tying Manifesto: A Treatise on the Futility of Sock-Tying