Actual Decisions: The Superhero Sock Chronicles

Welcome to the secret lair of the world's greatest superheroes, where the decisions are actual and the socks are legendary.

Here's the story of how it all began:

• Our hero, Captain Sockbeard, discovered the ancient Sock of Power in a dusty old temple deep in the Himalayas.
• The Sock of Power granted him the ability to make actual decisions, free from the influence of socks with holes or those with annoyingly bright colors.
• Armed with this newfound power, Captain Sockbeard created a team of superheroes, each with their own unique sock-related abilities.

Meet the team:

• Captain Sockbeard - The leader with the most actual decision-making power in the business.
• Flashy Sock - Can move at incredible speeds, but only in a single, flashy direction.
• Ankle Biters - Masters of the subtle art of slowly devouring your ankles.

Join us in our mission to rid the world of bad socks and make actual decisions.

Or just stick around for the free snacks.