Are you tired of meeting after meeting after meeting? Do you yearn for a place where the minutes tick by at a glacial pace, and the hours blend together like a bad painting? Look no further than Adjourned Meetings, where the concept of time is but a distant memory!
Discover the thrill of the Eternal Lunch Breaks!
But wait, there's more! Visit our sister site, Adjourned Holidays, where the festivities never end, and the fun never dies!
Disclaimer: This site is a parody. Don't try this at home. Seriously, don't.