Section 1: Techniques for the Modern Adjournment Practitioner

Here, you will learn the art of doing nothing, and doing it with style.

**The Three C's of Adjournment:**

• **Confound**: Confuse your coworkers with meaningless tasks.
• **Cacophonous**: Create a cacophony of distractions to avoid actual work.
• **Cacodrifting**: Craft a series of excuses to explain away your lack of productivity.

For further study, visit:

• Methods 1: The Ancient Art of Procrastination
• Methods 2: The Science of Bureaucratic Red Tape