Episode 3: Leaving on a Technicality

It's not you, it's us. It's the server. It's the firewall. It's the cat.

Today we're going to explore the art of leaving on a technicality. It's a delicate dance of excuses and blame-shifting.

Meet our team of experts:

• Dr. Emily Chen, Chief Excuse Officer
• John Lee, Firewall Engineer

Join us next time on Adjournment Protocol for more episodes of leaving on a technicality.