Leaving on a Technicality

This is not a joke. We're just really good at making excuses.

• Technicality 1: "I forgot my keys"
• Technicality 2: "My cat ate my homework"
• Technicality 3: "It's not a technicality, it's a feature"

Technicality 1: "I forgot my keys"

We've all been here before. Literally, we've all been here before.

• Keys are the new black (but we can't find them)
• Technicality 2: "My cat ate my keys"

We're not really leaving, we're just recharging our batteries.

Our servers are down, but we're not going down.