Technicality 101: The Adjournment Protocol

In this esteemed course, you'll learn the art of adjournment, the delicate balance between being on time and being fashionably late.

Lesson 1: The Fundamentals

Read the Adjournment Manual

Practice Your Adjournment Skills

Adjournment Techniques

Learn how to:

• The Art of Calling in Sick
• The Science of Procrastination
• The Fine Art of Forgetting

And more!