Adjournment Report: Admin 3
Welcome, esteemed Admin 3! This report is a testament to your unwavering dedication to doing nothing productive.
Below are the highlights of your recent activities:
- Spent 4 hours scrolling through memes.
- Ate 3 whole pizzas by themselves.
- Accidentally superglued shoes to the floor.
Notable mentions:
- Admin 4 is still on vacation and refuses to come back.
- The coffee machine is still broken.
- The break room is out of snacks.
Recommendations:
We suggest you:
- Take a 3-hour nap.
- Order more snacks.
- Call Admin 4 and threaten to replace them.
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