Adjournment Report: Admin 3

Welcome, esteemed Admin 3! This report is a testament to your unwavering dedication to doing nothing productive.

Below are the highlights of your recent activities:

• Spent 4 hours scrolling through memes.
• Ate 3 whole pizzas by themselves.
• Accidentally superglued shoes to the floor.

Notable mentions:

• Admin 4 is still on vacation and refuses to come back.
• The coffee machine is still broken.
• The break room is out of snacks.

Recommendations:

We suggest you:

• Take a 3-hour nap.
• Order more snacks.
• Call Admin 4 and threaten to replace them.

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