Our Research: A Study on the Art of Doing Nothing

By Dr. Emily W. Plop, renowned expert on the art of doing absolutely nothing.

In this groundbreaking study, we explore the intricacies of spending hours staring at a wall, contemplating the meaning of life, and wondering where it all went wrong.

Our methodology involved conducting an extensive survey of 100 participants, each of whom reported achieving a state of perfect relaxation and utter lack of productivity.

Key findings include:

• The average participant spent 47.3% of their waking hours thinking about their laundry list of chores.
• 85.6% of participants reported experiencing a strong sense of existential dread when confronted with the prospect of work.
• Our study confirms that the art of doing nothing is, in fact, the art of doing nothing.

Future research directions include exploring the benefits of taking a three-hour lunch break, and investigating the relationship between Netflix binge-watching and productivity.

We hope you enjoyed this research as much as we did. Now, go ahead, stare at this wall some more. You're welcome.

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