Adjournment Syndrome Support Groups for Procrastinators

Join our group and find solace in the company of fellow masters of the art of putting things off until later (or never).

Don't let Adjournment Syndrome get you down! Join us and let's face the abyss of deadlines together.

Meet Our Members

We have over 100 members, including:

Bob, who's been putting off his taxes for 5 years
Jen, who still lives in her parents' basement
Mike, who has 17 unfinished PhDs

Join us and meet the rest of the gang!

Adjournment Syndrome Resources

Check out our Book Club for some inspiring reads, or our Video Series for some entertaining clips.

Adjournment Syndrome Support Hotline

Got a crisis? Call us!

1-800-PROCRAS-TION

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