html A Map to Nowhere: The Unreliable Guide to Getting Lost

Welcome to the Map to Nowhere

Where are we going? Who knows? Maybe?

Here's a map that might help, or maybe not:

A map that's definitely not where you're going

Or, if you'd rather not look at a map, here's an alternative:

Take a Walk in the Dark Get a Cab (if you can find the driver) Ask for Directions (but don't expect answers)