Welcome, Admin!
Where dreams of efficient system management come to an unfulfilling reality.
This is a place where your deepest fears of paperwork come true, where every report is a chore, and every button is a button that says "Are you sure?"
So, go ahead, dive into the abyss of bureaucratic drudgery, and may the odds be ever in your favor.
Create a new user, if you dare! Tinker with our settings, if you must.