Decisions Made by the Highest Authorities

This is a highly classified section, accessible only to top-level administrators.

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Top Decisions:

• Approved the purchase of 1000 more fluorescent pink highlighters for the cubicles.
• Extended break time from 15 to 30 minutes due to "sustainability concerns".
• Required all employees to attend a mandatory training on "Effective Whining".

See more secret decisions in our confidential meeting logs