Decisions Made by the Highest Authorities
This is a highly classified section, accessible only to top-level administrators.
Secret Meeting Notes
Important Emails
Top Decisions:
- Approved the purchase of 1000 more fluorescent pink highlighters for the cubicles.
- Extended break time from 15 to 30 minutes due to "sustainability concerns".
- Required all employees to attend a mandatory training on "Effective Whining".
See more secret decisions in our confidential meeting logs